Thursday

Yo mena!

Hoje eh quinta, dia de comecar a encher a lata por ai. Mas vamu fica esperto, nao vale dirigir depois malandragem.
Pra comemorar, ai vai um classico do Snoop, Gin & Juice. Obviamente com a letra pra ver se voces aprendem alguma coisa!!



Intro: dre

*man pissing*
Heah hah hah!
Im serious nigga one of yall niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this motherfucker
Steady long, steady long nigga

Verse one: snoop

With so much drama in the l-b-c
Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah)
And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin
Cause my momma aint home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

Chorus: repeat 2x

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Verse two:

Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin
Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g
I got the cultivating music that be captivating he
Who listens, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get to mackin to this bitch named sadie (sadie? )
She used to be the homeboys lady (oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these n-u-ts, cause you gets none of these
At ease, as I mob with the dogg pound, feel the breeze
Beeeitch, Im just

Chorus

Verse three:

Later on that day
My homey dr. dre came through with a gang of tanqueray
And a fat ass j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this aint no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Tanqueray and chronic, yeah Im fucked up now
But it aint no stoppin, Im still poppin
Dre got some bitches from the city of compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, Im raisin up off the cot
Dont get upset girl, thats just how it goes
I dont love you hoes, Im out the do
And Ill be

Chorus

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice (beeotch!!)
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Em pe' pela arte

Yo Mena!


Foi assim que a cantora-gostosa-deliciosa americana Beyonce Knowles definiu a ousada atuacao do nosso parceiro Kanye West, quando o mesmo, na mao grande, tomou o microfone das maos de Taylor Swift, quando a mesma fazia agradecimentos pela conquista de um premio americano.
Lembrando que Kanye tomou o mic para zuar a tal da Taylor e dizer que quem merecia o premio era Beyonce. Isso depois de alguns goles de Patron, afinal era nitido que nosso amigo West tava doidao.
Beyonce ainda disse que foi uma otima noite e que Swift teve o seu momento!!
Na real, so tem xarope no meio dessa galera!

Eh nois Queiroz!

Juliana Alves

Yo Mena!

Hoje rolou a tarde de autografos da Playboy de Outubro com a simpatica Juliana Alves, em Sao Paulo. Teve fa entregando poesia, marmanajo boquiaberto e nego colando a pagina da revista no banheiro ( se num teve, vai ter!!)...
Pros que colecionam a revista ja deve estar nas bancas e para os horny "brazillian way of life" ja da para mandar uma busca no Google.

Gostosa

Yo mena!

E ai, toparia encarar um mina dessas? Nessa foto a maravilhosa Adriane Galisteu, em um ensaio para o fotografo Gabriel Wickibold, lembra o comedia do Freddy Mercury prateado. Porem, a tintura usada no seu corpo foi o dourado e levou mais de 5 horas para ser retirada.
Adriane que adora uma "fotinho" diferente. Ou voce ja se esquece da famosa "raspadinha"?

Eh nois Queiroz!